Saturday, May 12, 2007

Harlow!

Just had a wonderous bath and I'm typing out a post now.

Right now, I feel that yes, my life is getting better and better everyday. Many thanks for the advice people. I do read them, if you wonder, since I didn't reply to any of your comments.

Jamming did open me up quite alot. Had ALOT of fun with Pearlyn, Liting, Kevin, Alvin and Joanne. I wanna have another jamming session! ;)

Anyways, went shopping with my Ma-terr just a few moments ago. I bought quite a number of stuff. Its been a loooooong time since I've gone shopping, as in, REALLY SHOP. And its the first time that I've bought a rather comfortable pair of flats. The last few times I bought my shoes (kitten heels), they were a clear-cut dread to wear because they constantly killed me by giving my incaluable bleeding blisters at the end of the day.

Not this time round though, CUS MY MA-TERR WAS THERE TO GIVE ME ADVICE ON SHOES. So yeah, I've got really comfy shoes this time round and I'd wouldn't dare bet that they'd give me blisters.

Ah yes, its been a loooong time since we've touched on Singaporeans, haven't we?

Seems like my nightmare doesn't ends.

I forgot which mall I was in, cus my ma-terr needed the toilet desperately so she went looking for one while I walked around Popular for a while. I had no idea why I went to Popular since I didn't need stationeries nor ten year series nor books nor motivational books to psycho you to study nor...

ANYWAY, thats not the point.

So I went walking around when the scene which greeted me just made me go, 'What the fuck...'

This lady, saaaaay about 20-30 ( I can't tell because the way she acted made me think twice on firmly and decisively and inflexibly and confirming that she's of 20 ++) and GUESS WHAT? She was PUTTING ON HER MAKE-UP IN POPULAR AS IF SHE BOUGHT 100% OF POPULAR SHARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's one mad fuck I'm telling you. Strangers like me (as in, SUPER KAYPO ones) were staring at her, thinking what the fuck is she trying to proof; maybe we shouldn't judge her by her stupid gigantic windbreaker paired up with her fugly black skirt with black stockings that looks pretty decent and harmless, I should add.

I mean, if you want to put make-up, at least have the decency to do it in the Ladies! To me, people who put make-up in the public is comparable to swinging your granny panties over your head and making sure your untrimmed pubes are shown to the whole world.

YOU'VE GOT NO SELF-RESPECT FOR YOURSELF AND YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

I have taken some pictures of her and obviously, she's pretty oblivious to what's going on around her. Be it the staring or the taking of pictures AND video.

So in case you guys doubt my fate to meet ugly Singaporeans, I've taken a video of her. Pardon the poor quality because I was using my phone not my trusty Canon camera. Pardon the quality of the pictures too, only 2 megapixels, not 7.1.
















Watch the video yourself.




If you guys wondered how I managed to film the video, well, ask me yourself! ;)

Man, its bull-shit. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I'm gonna go off for now.






I love your body, its fat and comfy. Just nice, I liiiike.
 
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