I don't celebrate Xmas at all but I like the idea of giving and receiving gifts. Maybe because I don't do that too often with people. Actually, I don't even do that with anyone at all (unless you are mine).
So, Merry Xmas to those who celebrate Xmas for real in the name of some zombie named Jesus. To the rest of the greedy pigs who celebrate Xmas because you like receiving gifts (like me), Merry Xmas to you too, you pig.
