Sorry I haven't been updating much. This is what happens with Twitter comes into my life. Tweets are less time consuming than blogs. You also pick up the challenge of typing shizz in less than 140 characters. So unless you really have to make a point that requires more than 140 character, you blog. You don't tweet. Mmm hmm, that's right.
Of course, topics like teens rebellion is easy to comprehend within 140 characters.
'FUCK YOU, MOM & DAD! YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S FOR NOT LETTING ME HANG OUT TILL 12AM. TOO BAD, I'M GONNA SNEAK OUT TONIGHT ANYWAY!' - 6 characters left.
See what I mean?
Twitter is so much more convenient and less of a time sucker. It goes straight to the point.
Unlike reading a post like, 'omg, like seriously? My parents wouldn't let me out to hang out with my friends till 12am. I mean, what's their deal? I'm 18! I am at a legal age and I can fucking trade stocks. And I have a curfew?!'
You have so many words in that post but you know as much from a tweet, with much lesser time and more eye rest from reading a santa-list long of whining and complaining.
For instance, Xiaxue. I don't hate her, really? I can't care less about her plastic nose either (why is everybody hating her surgery on the nose anyway? That Winter Sonanta actor with floppy hair probably has one too, and you don't hate on him? Hmm.). But, from the way she blogs, you just want to virtually tell her to shut the fuck up and shove a recycle bin up her mouth.
Xiaxue will not be able to live, 'tweeting' as a job.
If she would, her tweet would probably be:
'OMG. What's up with the fucking aunties in Juicy Couture? I mean seriously! I like Juicy Couture but honestly, they should put a stop to letting aunties come in and out as they wish!' - Negative 43 characters left.
If I try to condense it even further,
'OMG. Whassup w e fucking aunties in Juicy Couture? I mean srsly! I like J.C but honestly, dey shld put a stop 2 letting aunties come in n out as dey wish!' - Negative 14 characters left.
Xiaxue, theoretically, as a celebrity blogger (read: someone who earns $$ whenever you visit her site, and she earns $$ even when she doesn't update for weeks/ months. That smart bitch), who blogs for a living, WILL NOT OUTLIVE TWITTER.
Long live, Twitter!
That is, until I lose interest in you.
