i'm lying on my bed typing this post on my phone cus my laptop is downstairs and i'm lazy to get it because i'mso damn pissed off with my mum.
it is a clear message brought by her that no matter what you do or say, dicks win.
i don't get that shit at all.
just because you're guy, you get everything. what the fuck! i don't give a flying fuck if you tell me that it's because i'm a girl that's why i shouldn't be staying out late. then why tell me that you treat us all equally whenyou clearly don't?
don't give me all that bullshit abt how it is that they're guys and i have a vayjayjay so that makes a difference.
dicks are the talisman to get you out of trouble. dicks are the golden ticket to go anywhere at anytime of the day! dicks are the only way to win a mother's heart, cus that's how they roll.
dicks are probably one of the most important thing in anyone's life because it is a symbol of power where you are invincible and no harm will ever lay a single finger on you.
oh, holy father of vishnu, why didn't you equip me with one?
maybe if i get a dick my mom would respect me more as a being and give me rights that i should have gotten long time before.
no worries though mother, i have booked the first flight to thailand to get a penis surgically sewn on. you better love me now that i've got a dick.SEE YOU WHEN THE ANAESTHESIA WEARS OFF!
p.s you know i love you that's why i'm doing this right?
many wet cookies,
your daughter or soon to be son
