I'm just waiting for the day for Jello Gladiators to hit Singapore. Blister city.
Dad's birthday todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Dinner over at Defu Lane this evening which took, seemingly, FOREVER to find since Defu is so friggin huge although Singapore is pea-sized. We had to wait like half an hour for the food to arrive okay, I was so pissed and angry at the service, I was almost bursting with frustration because no woman is a happy woman with no food on the table. I could feel the urge to start chewing on the table cloth but nooooo, I guess eating petals off a chrysanthemum flower is far more entertaining for me.
The food was damn good though! I was just a little ticked off because I spent about 5 minutes for every dish I picked off the table, just to extract the tiny little pieces of meat. Damn annoying. EVERY SINGLE DISH JUST HAD TO HAVE MEAT. I think all the waiters and waitresses probably thought I'm a freak because I had my plate filled with little tiny pieces of meat.
Ben was more than happy to have it dumped into his bowl anyway. So, win-win situation!
Omg, I've finally deleted all the nonsensical songs in my iPod. Songs that make me go, 'UGH, change the fucking song'. I never realised how many stupid songs I have in my iPod. Most importantly, I've finally got rid of Secondhand Serenade. They're by far the most annoying pop/rock band I've ever heard in my entire life.
I can't believe my mum just read out my desktop wallpaper.
The worst cuss word I've ever, EVER, heard from her is 'shit'. Hearing 'shit' from her is as rare as finding a monk reading a Playboy magazine.
Anyway, it didn't help that I had 'Move Bitch' playing in the background and she started to whip me on my head with her belt. Sometimes, I wonder how gullible my mum can get until I can do the same to her.
"Motherfuckers. You want to die is it, scold your mother," she said, disbelievingly. This is history, ladies and gentlemen, this moment will stay with me forever long and long. To have my 48 year old mom say a word I never thought I'd get to hear in my entire life.
Mommy's my newfound hero.
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30/5/2008
Omg. I'm laughing like crazy in class because of the conversation that's going on right now. I'm gonna burst out in laughter.
Class isn't as bad as I thought! (:
I can't wait for tmrw! I hope it doesn't rain because it'd be a bitch to ruin my perfect Saturday which consists of the beach, sun, boys (HOT FAVOURITE!!!!!!!), friends and volleyball. CAN'T WAAIT!
