It's Thursday and I have been laughing so much that I might get my laughing box severed if there's such a thing by Friday.
Okay, so here's a list of things that has been on my mind that's constantly (up till now as I type this post) tickling my laugh circuit:
- MARLBORO MAMPOS (Omg, Hui Shan, find the song!)
- "Harlow! I am your boyfriend's sister and my name is Samantha but if that's too long for you, you can always call me Sam. I am a communications student and I study in RP... YO BITCH, YOU LISTENIN'?!"
- Shake-leg presenter
- Nat's and my interpretation (albeit it's horrible like hell, which makes it funny) of Bleeding Love
- Video of mother-in-law whom I would never call 'Ma' anytime
- Dilbert Cartoons (Omg, go catch it. It's hilarious. I like Alice's triangular hair.)
- The Oblongs
- Boy who talks too much for his sake. Hi J! (Doubt he'll be reading anyway)
- Chris Woo who's one hella of a cool facilitator/lecturer who doesn't quite give a fuck about whoever who uses vulgarities in his class since he busts out some fucking smooth line of vulgarity at any time of the day. "FFFFFUCK! FUCK! Did you see that? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY LAPTOP? OHMYGOD, IT'S SWITCHING OFF! AHHH!" Hilarious.
Oh my gosh. I can't wait to see what Friday has in plans for me. Probably I'll die tomorrow because I run out of breath while laughing so hard with my tear ducts exploding from all those crazy talks that only seem funny when you're Hui Shan or/and Mahesh.
Met Cheryl on the way back home and I was showing her my scars. I just have to say this: I miss this so much:
I don't know. I thought it'd be better if I got rid of it but now, it just seems like, I don't know. It feels strange you know? It's funny how much piercings can make you feel, bet all you virgins never knew that. Everytime I'm in the perfect environment for stoning (hello commuters and train), I think about how is it possible that 2 tiny metallic pieces are significant enough to touch my life in a bizarre way.
Deep connection man.
Wtf, okay. I just got that from Miley Crus while she's singing her da da da pop song.