Anyway, in my supposedly previous post, I was just rambling about my trip to Pulau Ubin on Sunday (which was so..um, adventurous in a weird way. Not something that you'd expect on a typical biking trip) and closing my lip piercing. ): ): ):
Depressing. The closing of my lip piercing is so so sooooo depressing. My mouth feels so empty now, like there's nothing to bite on anymore. FEAR NOT THOUGH! I'm gonna get another facial piercing soon! WOOOO! Can't wait!
In this world of constant evolution of technology, I suppose everyone watches the most basic video of an MTV of your favourite artistes (One Republic, JT, Teletubbies, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Spice Girls, M2M) on YouTube or whatever 'underground' source you have.
The next time you Youtube, mute the video before you playback the clip. SOOPER ENTERTAINING.
I swear, it's my next source of entertainment.
It's so funny watching these people crooning (see their hilarious expressions on trying to hit a 'high' note, the squeezing of the eyes etc.), dancing (still not THAT bad) or just trying to be emo (mouth constantly mouths the lyrics and eyes that always stare deadly into the camera).
They look soo stupid.
Take this video for example, Heidi Montag's Higher, directed by her 'fiance' Spencer Pratt.
Just play the video without the music on.
This is the classic example to get yourself a one-way ticket to get your fake boobs implants kicked hard.
I'm kinda impressed that she even had the voice to pull this sort of whiny song. She sounds normal, nothing special but I guess the studio has the opportunity to change whatever they want; however they want Heidi to sound like.
ANYWAY, that's no the whole point. The point is, I feel she looks super retarded opening her mouth in mock surprise as she runs through the waves as if it's the most exciting thing that has ever happened to her. It almost seem as if she's saying, 'OOOOH! LOOK AT ME! MY PINK BIKINI! WOOOOOOW, I'M SO SURPRISED THAT WAVES EXIST IN L.A, I THOUGHT WAVES ONLY EXIST IN TSUNAMIS. EX-CYYYYYYY-TING!'
It seemed even more amusing when she presses her chest on the beach towel which JUST HAD to remind everyone of us that she felt so insecure about her non-existent boobs, and had to get a booby job.
And it seems like there's only 3 scenes in the video with only 2 set of cloths to protect her boobage implants JUST IN CASE they leak, causing some case of silicon poisoning - 1. itsy bitsy tiny weeny pink bikni and 2. some white hotel bathrobe.
I guess they have got tight budget cus I'm pretty sure they would show off whatever they have and whatever they can be it wealth or fake boobs. Then again, a birthday suit won't need any money but/and yet garner alot of flak and publicity (which I can guarantee that Heidi WANNNNNTS it). FREE AND EASY!
I'm gonna watch more of The L Word now.
HAPPY CNY TO ALL THE CHING CHONG PEOPLE OUT THERE! COLLECT AS MANY RED PACKETS AS YOU CAN AND USE THOSE MONEY TO PAY THE TRANSPORT FEES FOR VISITING MORE AND RANOM PEOPLE TO GET MORE KER-CHING!
HAPPY CNY!
Give us life again.
