'YOU'RE UGLY, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE'.

Religious lady: Here's a flyer to educate you about Jesus.
Teen guy: I'm agnostic.
Religious lady: That's the wrong religion.
Teen guy: It's not a religion.
Religious lady: Accept Jesus Christ and be saved!
Teen guy: Fuck Jesus.
Religious lady: What?!
Teen guy: Fuck Jesus.
Religious lady: You shouldn't say that -- Jesus will forgive you.
Teen guy: You're ugly. Now leave me alone.

A true conversation, overheard at Delancey St.