My poor friend is giving presentation but no one is listening to him. Well, with the exception of my faci of course (which our team agreed that he really needs a shave. As soon as possible, before the sun rises the next day). Everyone's busy doing their own stuff, obsessing over Friendster, Marvel VS Capcom, blogging, IMing, surfing other websites, obsessing over non-existent details of a presentation and who to present which slide.
Ah, that's life in RP.
I'm not sure if this is the custom among all Polys in Singapore but should I wake up one day having lost all of my memory and attending, I'd be damn sure that the school that I'm attending is RP.
The custom of presenting a presentation which nobody cares nor pay attention to and knowing that it has always been an obligation to listen from the start of Sem 2.
The custom of demanding respect from other teams when they are presenting and can't give a neutron's fuck when another team is presenting.
Haha, what an irony. Just one of the many quirks that's in RP that I hate and like at the same time.
That being said, not that it's exactly a bad thing per se since no one would really correct your presentation unless the time where the faci exhales loudly and asks, 'Team 4, ask a question', then you scramble to look through the presentation to find a flaw which isn't even significant to begin with.
Of course, some facis are just born bitches and they die as a bitch.
Not only do some of them make life tough by asking us to do stupid things (completing the whole of a worksheet only to find out that you still have absolutely NO idea what the big deal is about) and issuing retarded RJs expecting to have unquestionably good response with an immense amount of maturity when they ask stupid questions like, Which animal would you describe your team mates and yourself as?
Universally accepted answer: Bitch. Because 1. I possess XX chromosomes and 2. I act like one. End of RJ.
MEH.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't object to the invention of RJs but the least that the principal should do is to send facis for RJ Workshop and improve on their RJ questions' creativity, maybe ask like, 'What do you think about VPLs?' or 'Which Ben & Jerry's ice cream do you like? How will liking a particular flavour apply in your life?' or 'Do you think that putting your foot on your chair, sitting like a typical 60 year old ah pek in a coffee shop, should be banned? Why?'
Isn't that far more exciting than the other typical yawny questions?
I shall not complain now because by complaning, it'll only make me more sensitive about the whole system about RP. Well, not exactly a system but the way it is done. I believe that the system is still in a save-able mode, it's just up to the principal to realise that.
I shall now leave with this hilarious video of the former president of US, Bill Clinton.
The funny part is, he is dozing off, directly behind the speaker and there are cameras everywhere. The way he dozed off reminds me of those uncles/aunties I see in the train who just find it so difficult to just put their head on the wall behind them and their head starts moving everywhere.
Another cool video of using freezed wine to make a potrait of Amy Winehouse. (HAHA! Get it? Wine and Winehouse?!)
Oh btw, I really hope Juno wins an Oscar for Best Picture. GO JUNO! If you guys haven't caught it already, go catch it. It has those sort of random humour. Just hilarious. Sort of 'Superbad' but BETTER than that. Its an awesome show, another movie to add to my favourite movie list!
