"I-CANNOT-STAND..." DAY

I cannot stand people who learn that I'm pescetarian and think that 'OH, YOU'RE EATING THAT DIET BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE SKINNY' or 'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? MEAT THE BEST GIFT FROM ANIMALS!' or 'MAN, YOU'RE MISSING OUT SOME GOOD SHIT!'

Fuck la. Your problem that I eat just like a monk WITH special privilege of having fishes as my diet (and occasionally seafood) IS IT. WILL DIE AH. Go kill yourself and hang pig's intestines around your ears.

It gets quite annoying sometimes when the people keep asking why when I just tell them, 'personal beliefs' whenever they know that I'm a pescetarian. Just accept the fact that I am and just eat your stupid chicken, ask so much for what? Nobody really questioned the Newton's Law. Everyone accepted it! So just do the same, save yourself from all that hassle and just stop when I say 'personal beliefs', OKAY.

I've pretty much gotten used to not eating any poultry and I'm doing quite fine. To hell with those that think that they cannot live without meat (which is pretty much everyone who's reading this, haw haw.). I think it'll get a little be tougher BUT STILL doable when I decide to really go vegetarian (zilch seafood, zilch fish (NO MORE SALMON?!), zilch diary products), it'll just take me some time and commitment to do that. Without cheating.

Glad to say, my family has also gotten used to it already, to the point that they can even forget that I'm a pescetarian. Yesterday, my mum brought back some brownish duck that my maternal granny had seasoned. So while I was walking downstairs, she had this freaking fat blob of duck thigh in her hands.

She raised it up to my neck level and said, 'You want to eat?'

HELLOOOOOO? MA! I DON'T EAT MEAT REMEMBER? AND I HAVEN'T FOR... CLOSE TO A YEAR NOW.

So I just walked away cus I thought she was making fun of me. So my mum asked again if I wanted a taste of that brown lifeless thing.

'You know that I don't eat this kind of things what'.

Surprisingly, she just went, 'Oh, ya. Okay'.

NO PREACHING! WOOOOOO.

I remembered the times where it was so hard to remind my parents that I'm not eating anymore meat anymore because I would be nagged for not eating meat because I'm a 'growing child'. My fat ass.

Anyway, I'm glad that they've finally accepted it. GOOD GOOD GOOD. (:

OMG, another thing that I fucking, absolutely detest, it when guys can't pee into that big fat toilet bowl.

Fuck, so big, and you can miss? And you play your freaking basketball like some pro-fuck and you can miss that HUGE BOWL that is RIGHT in front of you? I think I can pee standing up better than you.

And to make things worst, after peeing all around the ring, (they don't fucking bother to lift the seat up. EH, GIRLS DON'T USE HANDICAPPED TOILETS ONE OR WHAT? OF COURSE WE USE LA! HANDICAPPED TOILET SO BIG, WHO DON'T LIKE BIG TOILETS?) they don't effing flush the toilet.

Clearly, that 'automatic' flush doesn't work very well in the handicapped toilet. And clearly, the guys on my level have pea brains because they don't know how to push the button to flush the toilet after using the toilet. You expect the next person (which is ME) to flush your urine down? I'll stick a freaking PVC pipe of a diameter of 12 inches up your ass if you think I'm going to do that for you.

Was waiting to get into the handicapped toilet and obviously, there was a guy inside. So, he unlocked the door and I figured, this is my cue to go into the toilet. As I approached the toilet bowl to relieve myself. FUCK, the seat had trails of his fucking urine and he didn't even bother to turn back into the toilet to flush it when he saw me coming in.

WHOOOA, at this point of time, NABEI, I fucking pissed off already, I swung open the door, and looked for the guy that had a crooked pee pee, I was going to drag his sorry ass, to follow me back to the toilet and flush that toilet because I wasn't going to do that flushing for him.

That mother effer ran faster than my mum can say 'supercalifragilisticexpialodocius'.

KNN. I should have taken a close look on his pee face. If I did and I saw him going to the toilet, I'd pull him back, and I'd go first. I'll proceed to pee all around around the seat, wash my hands and leave.

HO HO.

Then, I'd just stand there, wait for him to pop his ass out, disgusted that a girl could do such a mess.

I'd look at him, smirk , and tell him that I did it on purpose because it's quite obvious that I don't have a crooked va-jay-jay and neither am I a hermaphrodite, and this is how I fucking feel when you left such a toilet seat to me. REMEMBER YOUR CROOKED PEE PEE? ON THE DATE 26/11/2007 AT THE TIME AROUND 12 IN THE AFTERNOON ON W24 LEVEL? YOU STUPID PUNK, THINK WEAR ALL BLACK DAMN COOL AND EMO AH. EH PLEASE. NOW IS NU RAVE, THAT'S THE IN THING. NARROW XY CHROMOSOMES BEARING SHITHEAD.

ANYWAY, XMAS IS COMING! XMAS SONGS, FILL MY HEAAAAD!

Oh ya, Chi is pronounced as Kai. So Chinese will be Kainese and Kai Lan will be ChiLan which would sound a little bit like chi bye. HAHAHAHA!

Okay, my pathetic attempt of trying to sound funny is terrible.

Shall. Never. Pursue. A. Comedian. Career.

Dayuuuuum, when is episode 9 of Gossip Girl coming yo? I need to see more of Dan and Serena. And I think Blair is really prettty too. AHHH, and hellooooo, Nate isn't THAT hot. He's those kind of typical looking kind of guy that you find in Hollywood, he doesn't have any interesting face features or whatever not. No idea what's the big hoo-haa about him. I prefer Dan. Heh.

Alright. LESSON'S OVER! SCHOOL'S OUT! AND I'M OUT! (Another feeble attempt.)