I wish I have a concussion so when I wake up, I gain super powers like, creating a 100 dollar bill for every 5g of rice I have at home. Or, for every bad thing I do, I create a surface of absolute flawless skin on my face.
Or I become a freaking genius of IQ level of 180 (my geek god: Masi Oka) and I start speaking Chinese and Hokkien fluently.
Once I get all these bizzare skills/abilities/powers, I hope and pray that I'll never wake up from my concussion.
All these crazy desires for having a concussion started from this interesting article I got from Sky News (stay tune for them. They write pretty interesting articles).
Get a concussion! Wake up speaking perfect English even if you don't know any before your crash! (Period of 'woken-up' skill varies)
Had a weird dream yesterday.
I dreamt I was in a SUPER revolutionised Singapore, the kind of Singapore you'd see in year 3000 (taking into account that global warming somehow comes to a standstill and the sea level stops rising, not gulping up our tiny island).
I studied at this enormous school made of steel and glass.
Seems like my present and future doesn't seem so distant- RP's all about glass sexiness.
It was the end of another day in school and I was out with my friends, friends from PCSS. We don't wear our silly brown uniform anymore. Now, we were all now in Nu Rave craze. Neon colours sprayed out in the school's area of greenery.
We looked like walking lollipops in Willy Wonka's Factory from a bird's eye view.
For the record, I love Nu Rave. Somehow in my dream, we all just looked like bright, colourful candies.
I remember checking myself out in one of the reflective statue and I see bright fluorescent pink hair peeking out under my pageboy cap and sunglasses.
Saw a few acquaintances while crossing a zebra-crossing. They were in some ugly army outfit. Shortened military style skirts with bright red hair. 'Ew, what were they THINKING?' I asked myself, walking with all of my stylish friends.
Then, I remember my mum coming to pick me up from school. WOAH, our car is just... OUT OF THIS CRAZY WORLD.
If I remember correctly, it was a Mazda and you know those cars you
Thing is, we had a driver and it had 15 seats, lined up in an inverted triangle manner. Our car were basically open aired.
OMFG, right. When I woke up, I couldn't believe all these shit in my head, whirling and cooking up something so absurd.
Anyway, from Sky News again, more strange news...
Names, names, namesssss...
Off to watch The Office now! (:
