Alright, I don't know who's the genius who thought that mullets look cool, or who even came up with the idea of a mullet.
I wonder if the inventor actually went, 'Hmmm, maybe I'll look real rad if I just kept my hair short while having all these long hair flowing down to show that damn, I can't make up my mind between being a short-haired person or long-haired person!' And ta-dah, a mullet was invented.
You know, it isn't that it is unlawful to have a mullet, but if you have a mullet, at least be someone famous so that you're able to get away with it. OR at most, wear it with style! Take Captain Planet an example...
He was one of my favourite heroes (Remember those cute little rings? 'Earth! Wind! Water! Fire!'...) and he's prolly one out of the 6bil people that can rock this hairstyle. Kudos to you Captain Planet! Capt'n Planet, he's the hero!
Unfortunately, if you're just no one and you're just one of the 6bil people who are normal, not special, with no abilities like flying or having psychic powers nor cute, You'll never rock that kind of hairstyle, sorry baby, it's just so hard to pull it off.
Which was quite unfortunate for this guy who was queuing right infront of me while I was waiting to catch my bus.
His hair is not only thick but curly as well. It reminded me of a rabbit's tail that has just undergone an afro hair treatment.
At first, I was quite ticked off that he was shaking the silvery thing where you lean your butt on, or in my case, rest your laptop that weighs about the same weight as you, because he was shaking his stupid legs (as if that's gonna help burn your fats liddat. If that was the case, my dad would have be of an anorexic-shaped form by now).
And I didn't really take a look at him until I saw his cute fuzzy rabbit tail and I started snickering to myself trying to take a good picture of it to let you guys have a look for yourself.
I really wanted to laugh out loud and see what he has to say if I just snipped that stupid-looking hair off right at that instant to save him from further misery. Ah well...
Anyway, I'm off to .... I don't know, I'll find something to do.
Oh yeah, create your own simpsons avatar too!
Kill people with your sneering grin
