Ya la, it seems like everyone's been living like a party animal except for me, the sad sad 'poke-me to see if I'm alive' MOI.
FEAR NOT cause Sam isn't dead. Yet.
Anyway, its the holidays now and damnit, it feels so DARN good! Its almost like you just got another yummilicious candy floss after finishing 10 sticks.
I've got some friggin talks I've to attend though, back in RP. Stupid. So much for holidays.
OMG, I don't know what to talk about, its just that my life has been really (for the umpteen time) smooth and mundane. Just some sparks here and there in class that makes things a tad more spicy.
I've been looking for a super SWEEEEET handbag and here's what I found:
COOL RIGHT! I bet I can hide a packet of Fried Fish Bee Hoon in one of those compartments and sneak it through the theatres and no one would know! Or I can also store one whole compartment with candies and Snickers and I'd die a very happy person from overdose of sugary content.
But I've got no friggin idea how much that is. I'd dare bet it'd cost a few thousand. What a hefty price to pay for stuffing bee hoon into my handbag.
I'll pass.
And and and and and!!!! I also found this absolutely crazily cute slippers!!!!
Absolutely spells coolness, aye? US$46. Kinda pricey for a pair of Reef's slippers but its cool nonetheless.
Imagine going into a cafe for a drink and you're about to pay for your drink and you flick out your uber cool slippers, slide the panel out, take a wad of 5 dollar ker-ching and hand it over to that cute guy behind the cashier with the 'OMG, YOUR SLIPPERS ARE SO COOL WHICH MAKES YOU COOL. I WANNA DATE YOU' face. PRICELESS. SEXY HOT!
And thats not all!!
To all the girls out there, you know the feeling when your guy friends who are obnoxiously chauvinistic and do nothing but brag about their techno shit all day long and you just don't give a damn if a Xbox 360 is better than Xbox (its just a stupid video game console anyway)?
Its your turn now darlings! Microsoft will be producing a limited edition Simpson themed Xbox 360.
Have I mentioned that Homer's my favourite character? Apart from Krusty that retard.
And girls, not only can you brag that you're one of the first few to know of this limited edition Xbox 360, you can also crow that the downside of getting this charming xbox 360 is that Microsoft's using a 20GB Xbox 360 Pro instead of the norm elite console. Man, you sound smart already!
Let those stupid assholes be bowled over by our newfound knowledge and let them know that WE can make a difference!
Of course, that being said, be sure to change topic once they start to question you about the difference between a ELITE and a 20 GB.
RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Alrighty, I'm off to chomp on something. My jaws are in dire need of arduous exercise.
Its pushing me away
