Walked over to Guardian with my family-mo meh-mee, cus my little brother is growing up. AWWWW! And everyone, with the unknown exception of me, is worried that he might get the worst of the worst of puberty and have pimples all over his flawless face.
So yeah, we went in and got all his facial products, whatever.
What a pity I didn't have my trusty cameo with me.
You know, day by day, I'm getting more and more sickened with Singaporeans' behaviour. My endless poking fun of kiasu Singaporeans, kiasee Singaporeans and those other kiam-pak Singaporeans. (Kiam-pak means that you deserve a slap from me because you deserve one.)
Never would I ever thought I'd come to this day where I'd catch Singaporeans doing such an act. Day by day, sane Singaporeans are getting close to extinction.
While walking around Guardian, I saw this Indian lady with 2 super funky pigtails in her 20s. She was sort of rubbing all parts of her legs with something shimmery. Okay, I didn't give a second thought because, truth be told, we've to be more receptive of the increasing numbers of eccentricity in Singapore.
So, okay, I thought, whatever, it doesn't concern me. Off I walked over to the concealer section.
This time, this Indian lady was squatting by the foundation area, smearing something on her leg.
I stared longer at her, to realise that she was taking lotion from the sample section and greasing her legs with it. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I mean, I've told Nurul a million times and joked that cheapskates would go over to Guardian or Watsons to take samples and put on their make-up for free.
Fucking balls of a tasmania devil! I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT'D REALLY HAPPEN!
Then, she stood up, and I realised she had also applied her face with the foundation samples in the foundation section. And left nonchantly much to the horror of the horror stricken me.
If that wasn't enough, she took a bottle next to the lotion she took from and generously
She's fucking acting like Guardian's her house or something.
So after she finished making up her face and getting her Hollywood shimmery legs and smelling like $19.90, she left Guardian in her clackity heels.
Even if she did use the free foundations right, her shade is too white la please. TOO WHITE. Oh-my-god. She reminded me of the lady in the S'goon bus interchange that sells newspapers. Her foundation is always a shade lighter than her skin, and I always compared her to the Chinese Opera singers, to see who was scarier.
She wins, hands down.
I'm losing hope everyday that I'll be able to meet Singaporeans who have somehow managed to retain their sanity with much struggle in this crazy, messed up world. In this society filled with kids who play with condoms and sexed-up teenagers who play raping online games, I'm not sure what to expect anymore.
Alright, aside from my rantings, I've got pictures from FRIDAY, Good Friday, Easter Day.
Me and Nurul went back to our secondary school days where we'll go exploring Singapore almost daily, after school. We'd visit places we'd never known existed. Like this vintagey shop we went a year ago that has a friggin Vespa in their backyard. Went back there a few days ago with my mystery companion.
HOLLAND VILLAGE, we came.
$550!! I'd buy it if I had the ker-ching! Its eyes are so blue!
Stupid birds. Started squawking when I wanted to take their pictures. Stupid lovebirds. STUPID.
100% CUTENESS!
On the way to ORCHARD.
Again;
FAUX PAS 1:
Sigh, where do I start?
FAUX PAS 2:
Nobody wears their primary 5 shrunken jeans paired with high cut Chuck Taylors. Discard your jeans IMMEDIATELY.
I liked this!
So cute! I want a wedding car too! But I'd want a more vintage car.
Met up with Atiqah plus Farrid (??) and Nashata (???????!) and walked around.
Note: Me and Nurul don't take pictures in toilets of reflections, but we got roped in by Atiqah and who can say no to her? She'd kill me.
After Atiqah left with Nashata or something, we walked around with Farrid. Talked about me learning Malay. Taught me a few words and phrases. Dah sampai S'goon Gardens?
Met up with Ben and cousins;
Carl's Jr. Me and my younger, GROWING-UP-SO-FAST brother, Ben.
With Sharmaine. Eh eh eh, don't play with her okay! Fencing is her game.
Valerie with Edward.
Yeah yeah. I have a fetish for kiddy's specs and back massagers. Shut up already.
He can work in a Playboy Mansion.
From me too! (Although it was on the March 17th, but whatever!)
My bridesmaid.
Alright. Its so bloody long. Have uploaded more pictures into Flickr. So GO ON! CLICK ON IT! :p
Till then, tschuss!
I'm going to get it!!!
